You don't deserve a wife or girlfriend. You're a humili-porn addicted loser, jerking off to hot girls like me being mean to you - you should be alone with just your CruelGirlfriend subscription and tissues for company. You should be spending all your time, money and attention on girls like me - girls who ENJOY humiliating you, rinsing you and abusing you. You absolutely shouldn't be with a girl that actually cares for you - which is exactly why I'm going to help you fuck up your relationship with little miss average.
I've got a series of homewrecking assignments to put you in predicaments that might just fuck things up for you. If your basic bitch girl catches you or finds the self-incriminating evidence I'm gonna make you plant - she's so gonna dump you. She might be the most boring girl in the world, but you still don't deserve to be dating her. You deserve a life of being bossed around and ridiculed by mean girls like me.
Your place is SERVING girls like me - paying our bills, worshiping our feet and entertaining us. Homewrecking your pointless little relationship is kinda entertaining - so complete all the tasks and tell me what happens. The more of you losers that end up rejected and alone, searching for a superior Alpha princess to take ownership of you the better.