You're already very well aware of what you are, right? It's not like it's news. It's not like you don't know that you're a pathetic loser - that women have absolutely no interest in you whatsoever. Which is why you shouldn't be allowed anywhere near us... and your cum... Absolutely fucking not! You are never going to cum in a woman ever again. Your cum can go anywhere else... just not inside a woman. No, no, no, no. Your cum is going to stay far away from women's holes - far away from pussy. So where are you going to cum then, huh? I mean, if you're really, really, really are desperate to cum somewhere on a woman it's not going to be on a woman's tits. You are definitely not cumming on a woman's face. Ew! Can you imagine?
No, your cum does not belong on tits... or face... or pussy and as for Ass? Haha! Definitely also NO. But, you could maybe cum on feet. Of course, the woman would have to be really, really generous so realistically - that's not gonna happen for you either. Your options for leaking your slime on something that looks feminine are going to be 'artificial'... something that resembles a woman, but isn't a woman like a Fleshlight? You can have a flashlight then it's kind of like summing in pussy, right? It's not real but it is the closest to pussy you're ever going to cum because no woman wants you anywhere near her pussy but fake pussy... maybe? Fucking a silicone pussy sounds kinda pathetic, doesn't it?... But maybe even that's too good for a reject like you.
So like maybe a pillow? You could hump your pillow and cum on that? Splatter your own pillow with your cum - the one that you lie on every single night, making a fucking mess on that thing. Yick! You'd cum on your pillow and then go to bed with that gross mess soaked into it - all over your face. Ew... You might as well cum directly onto your face - pretzelled over in the loser position with your dick aimed at your mouth - ready to dump a load into your own throat... Yeah - that sounds perfect for you - keeping all that failure slime inside you - making sure none of your beta DNA contaminates the world. The fact is your cum belongs anywhere other than a woman - in your Fleshlight - in a pillow - but best of all - inside of you... which brings me onto the last option... your cum belongs... leaking from the end of your ultra-small chastity device... Doesn't that sound better cage-creamer? Doesn't is sound better if you stay locked away - your cum oozing from the end of the cage as you dribble a pleasureless failure-gasm. I think so too...
