So this is kinda awkward but one of the girls told me you have a real crush on me. 'N-n-nah-na'.. haha! You can stutter and stammer all you like, you little fucking loser but she's told me how you've been drooling over me like a love-struck simp whenever I'm in the same zip code as you. She told me how you were literally staring at me with your mouth wide open while I was filling up the photocopier in my short skirt the other day. Just fucking admit it you dork - you have a crush on the unattainable hot popular girl who ignores the fuck out of you. Ew! You're ignored for a reason, reject... because girls like me prefer to think that undatable like you don't even exist. I dress like this for the attention of real men - definitely not nobodies like you!
Do you think any of us hot girls like being leered over by losers like you? Do you think we deserve your unwanted attention in the work place? Fuck no! Losers like you should keep your mind away from girls like us - save your gooning for girls that our too good for you to your pathetic little porn life. I'm not gonna let you get away with having a fucking crush on me, loser - you deserve to be punished... so I'm going to give you 2 choices - I can either submit a formal complaint to HR about you - telling them how uncomfortable you make me and the other girls feel and how inappropriate you are around us... or I can punish you myself in a less formal but much more humiliating way. I have witnesses remember loser, and we'll ruin your whole career in a fucking heartbeat. It's your choice - take your chances with HR or you can accept a humiliating punishment in front of me and all the girls.
Ok - good choice, loser. So I'm going to call my boyfriend and tell him all about what you've been up to and when he comes here - I want you to kneel before all of us and apologise. Apologise to me for having a crush on me. Apologise to the other girls for making them all feel grossed out and apologise to my boyfriend for drooling over his girlfriend. Then we'll all decide together how best to punish you. Maybe you'll get a humiliating spanking from my real man in front of us all... or maybe we'll make you wear a pair of panties and suck his cock while we all take photos of you. Or maybe we'll lock you in chastity so you can't get any more icky boners over any of us. Or maybe we'll think up something even more devious and embarrassing to teach you a lesson... but it's totally up to you loser - I can always call HR if you'd prefer?
