Down you go, loser. Get down - right down and look at my pretty heels while I talk to you. Not my legs, not my beautiful body or my pretty face - just look at my heels. You're so fucking pathetic, you realise that don'tcha? You are. You wanted a date with me so badly, but I was unavailable... I'm ALWAYS unavailable to you. I had a date, actually. Lunch, followed by a romantic walk with a real man. It was perfect... until you spoiled it obviously. A grovelly DM notification from you begging to take me out to dinner - yick! That totally ruined the mood! The thought of a date with you is repulsive to me... it's repulsive to all girls... but it's especially repulsive to hot girls like me. I'm far to pretty to date someone like you and the mere thought that you're deluded enough to believe you have a chance... it's quite honestly insulting. That DM made me SO angry! There I was enjoying my date with a real man and then 'PING' Unwanted Loser Attention! That's why you're gonna pay for it, you little dipshit! You're gonna pay for jumping in my DMs right in the middle of my romantic date!
Take a good look at my pretty heels, loser. Have you noticed how dirty they are? Have you noticed how totally caked in dirt and grime and filth and mud they are? They're so messy aren't they? My pretty date-night heels have gotten SO messy! Ew, right? And guess what, loser - they're not messy by accident either. Nuh-uh - I MADE them dirty on purpose. As soon as your beggy DM interrupted my perfect moment with my real man I knew just how to get my revenge on you! I deliberately walked through the dirt - scrubbing the soles into filth and digging my heels into the mud. I wanted my pretty lunch-date heels covered in grime for you to clean. That's your job, loser. That's what you are for - not dating - you are for shoe-cleaning. Do you understand?... you are just a shoe-cleaner to me. The closest thing to a date with me you're gonna get is being right down in the beta-zone - cleaning the muck off of my pretty heels... Oh and in case you haven't worked it out already - you're gonna LICK them clean!
Lick them, you date-bothering little pig - lick my fucking heels clean - I want them to look so pretty again for my next date. Get your tongue into that mud - mud that I scraped off the ground just for you, loser. Uh-huh... I made sure to get them as disgusting and filthy as possible for you to clean up. I found the dirtiest puddles to tread in, stomping the grit into the soles and collecting as much soil as I could for you to taste. You're gonna lick them back to perfect you little pig and I don't care how disgusting it is for you. You're gonna chew down every mouthful of mud, swallow every piece of grit and lick my heels until they look like they're brand new again. Lick them you loser! Clean them up so that they look cute for my date - I wanna wear them tonight for my real man and I'm gonna tell him just what I made you do for ruining our romantic walk. That's it - clean my heels you shoe-cuck loser - I want every speck of dirt in your belly - and hurry the fuck up - you don't wanna still be licking those heels clean when my real man gets here to pick me up!
