Your Sex Life's Obituary
Nnnghugh-ugh-ugh... jerk-jerk-jerk... Soooo pathetic. Look at-chya?.. Gooning to clips of entitled mean girls like me sneering at your very existence. Edging yourself relentlessly to middle fingers and insults while your hand drips in loser-slime. Ew!... So fucking gross! The hotter the girl being mean to you... The harder you cream to her disgust for you! You're not just a simp - you're a full-blown humili-gooner, addicted to being called names by popular brats like me. Drooling over our obvious revulsion for you... It's fucking hilarious to us. Once you losers realise humiliation gets you harder than anything else? That's it for you - you're hooked forever. No dates, no dignity, no actual sex-life what-so-fucking ever!... just another beta failure chasing our ridicule like a desperate goon-simp. And guess what? That's totally fine for girls like me - cause we just live to ruin nobodies like you!<br><br>So don't-cha stop now, pervert - goonerbate your fucking life straight down the fucking toilet. I want this addiction to being humiliated by pretty girls to rot your whole life away: lose your job jerking to my clips, trash your bank account buying PPV audios of me calling you a PIG, get to the end of your pathetic life all alone with my whispers of "Nobody wants you." echoing through your mind. Every girl you meet or have some crush on will remind you of exactly what you are - "Ew - another goonerbator! A humiliation addicted REJECT" - curling their pouty lips at you like you're fucking roadkill. They'll see the desperation in your eyes and know, just like I do, that you're a pathetic humili-creamer who cums to being trash-talked by unattainable mean girl goddesses. Haha - how embarrassing! Uh-huh totally fucking embarrassing - but that's your destiny? A social outcast. Human garbage. A walking joke for girls to point and laugh at.<br><br>Nnnghugh-ugh-ugh... jerk-jerk-jerk...... spurt-spurt-spurt. This is your forever, reject: cummy tissues piling high as you cream your way to total sexual irrelevance. You'll cry yourself to humiliating gooner-gasms knowing no pussy will ever be yours to fill like your mountain of tissues - Never, loser - all you get is my cruel but oh-so addictive voice mocking your solosexual purgatory. "Aww, jerking alone again, loser?" I'll taunt, reminding you that you're invisible to girls like me... invisible until w need a helpless punching bag to make ourselves feel better or to show off our superiority over idiots like you. Putting you in your place and making you accept that you exist solely for hot girls like me to shame. Haha, such a pathetic fucking nobody! Now... keep stroking and edging and humili-gooning for Princess, piggie... you've got a lifetime of this left. A LIFETIME!
LEXI'S NARRATION