2026 Unfuckable Tax
Nobody will ever wanna fuck you, piggy - you know that deep down, don't-cha? You're unfuckable! You're an ugly fucking loser who doesn't get to so much as touch hot girls like me - Fucking YICK! No ugly, instead, you pay pretty brats an unfuckable tax, all your hard-earned money handed over just for the privilege of our attention... not the kinda attention you really want from us... nope... you get humiliation-attention. Haha! Like being rinsed and mocked as we record you chanting "I'm an oinky little paypig and I'm unfuckable." While we spit into your gross fucking face! Making you edge that worthless cock for us as we trash your bank account and spend your savings. Uh-huh - go on, piggy, tug it for the mean girls while you oink like the disgusting cash-piggy you are. Faster snouty! Haha! Oink oink oink! Haha! You don't even deserve to breathe my air without coughing up cash, pig - that's your tax for existing around perfection you'll never have. You're just a stupid, obsessed simp, stroking and oinking because hot girls being mean is the ONLY ‘pleasure; a reject like you ever gets.
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Now hold still, snouty... stay down there with your wallet in your teeth while I snap photos of that ugly face and pathetic body - zooming right in so all my hot girlfriends can laugh their cute asses off at how unfuckable you look down there. They'll get such a fucking kick out of seeing you edge desperately to my perfect tits pushing out of this tight little shirt, my juicy lips you'll never get to kiss, this toned ass in my tight leather skirt you'll never get to touch. You fantasize about me riding you, sucking you, treating you like a real man... but dream on, loser, as if I'd ever let your gross cock near me. Ew! No, loser - you pay to be humiliated! You pay to be laughed at. You pay to be verbally trashed. You have to pay to stroke to girls like me! You do! So jerk if you want, idiot, I'm gonna tax you for it anyway. Pump that sad dick and oink while you stroke, dummy, tell me you'll pay me every penny just to please your princess - you're so obsessed, you'll do anything, even humiliate yourself completely like this. You should feel so fucking ashamed right now!
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Now here's your unfuckable tax return, snouty! Filing day is today - so make sure you complete it properly with amounts entered for every unattainable crush you've drooled over, every humili-porn subscription you've purchased, every hot girl you've simped for this last year. Haha - I already know this is gonna cost you everything, piggy - MORE than everything in fact... You're so fucking pathetic you're gonna be in the 125% unfuckable tax bracket, piggy, plus extras for being such an obsessed wimp. You'll take a second job, go into debt, work to the bone funding these crippling tax payments all while funding my girls' nights with real men and our expensive wish-list purchases. You're fucked, piggy. You're gonna be overwhelmed with unfuckable tax-demands and unforgiving sends to bratty findom Princesses... Boo-hoo, piggie - you're gonna be broke and unfuckable forever!
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Now hold still, snouty... stay down there with your wallet in your teeth while I snap photos of that ugly face and pathetic body - zooming right in so all my hot girlfriends can laugh their cute asses off at how unfuckable you look down there. They'll get such a fucking kick out of seeing you edge desperately to my perfect tits pushing out of this tight little shirt, my juicy lips you'll never get to kiss, this toned ass in my tight leather skirt you'll never get to touch. You fantasize about me riding you, sucking you, treating you like a real man... but dream on, loser, as if I'd ever let your gross cock near me. Ew! No, loser - you pay to be humiliated! You pay to be laughed at. You pay to be verbally trashed. You have to pay to stroke to girls like me! You do! So jerk if you want, idiot, I'm gonna tax you for it anyway. Pump that sad dick and oink while you stroke, dummy, tell me you'll pay me every penny just to please your princess - you're so obsessed, you'll do anything, even humiliate yourself completely like this. You should feel so fucking ashamed right now!
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Now here's your unfuckable tax return, snouty! Filing day is today - so make sure you complete it properly with amounts entered for every unattainable crush you've drooled over, every humili-porn subscription you've purchased, every hot girl you've simped for this last year. Haha - I already know this is gonna cost you everything, piggy - MORE than everything in fact... You're so fucking pathetic you're gonna be in the 125% unfuckable tax bracket, piggy, plus extras for being such an obsessed wimp. You'll take a second job, go into debt, work to the bone funding these crippling tax payments all while funding my girls' nights with real men and our expensive wish-list purchases. You're fucked, piggy. You're gonna be overwhelmed with unfuckable tax-demands and unforgiving sends to bratty findom Princesses... Boo-hoo, piggie - you're gonna be broke and unfuckable forever!
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