Somehow you managed to survive Cruel Cashleigh's evil clip 'Plastic Bag and a Zip Tie' but I'm going to make sure you're not going to walk away from this one! I loved watching you desperately fight for every last breath of air inside that bag so I'm going to put that back over your ugly head again and zip-tie it tight. Seeing all that fear on your face as you watch me laugh at your helpless predicament will give me such a kick. Just so you know it's going to get a whole lot more hopeless for you loser. I'm not going to take any chances this time so this rope is going around your scrawny neck and around a strong beam above your head. I'm going to make you stand trembling on a stool and I'll listen to you beg and plead for your miserable life. You can waste your last seconds of oxygen blubbering and begging for mercy while I rock the stool with my spiked heel. One little nudge and it's all over for you. I'm going to push the stool away from under your feet and watch you dance in the air. You'll kick and struggle - desperate for me to save you from a terrible slow and agonising end - but all you'll get from me is my laughter. This time there will be no escape!
