Your boyfriend probation period is up and it's with regret that I must inform you that you have not met the standard required to be my equal. The truth is - you've fallen way below the standard. You're physically inferior - put simply I'm hot and you're not. You're mentally inferior - and sexually? Well sexually you're inferior to everyone I've ever met. So, the bad news is there's no place for you in my home as my boyfriend. The good news is that I have grown kind of attached to you so I'm not going to totally abandon you. I've decided you'd make the perfect house pet. You're obedient, house trained and submissive which are adorable qualities in a pet so I'm really excited about demoting you to your new status in the home. I've already bought you a cute collar and a lead to take you out for walks on. It'll be a little humiliating being walked through the streets on a collar and lead but you're a pet now not a man so you'll just have to get used to the embarrassment. Meal times will take some time to adjust to. You eat what pets eat and I won't lie to you - it's not nice. You'll eat your disgusting pet food from your bowl on the floor and you'd better be grateful. If you're lucky you might get some scraps. So, the only other thing you'll need to get used to is the new man of the house. Now that you've been demoted there's going to be a new boyfriend on probation here. If he makes it he'll be your new master - if he doesn't then maybe you'll be sharing your little doggy bed on the floor with someone else soon.
