Y'know what's funny loser? Making you eat your own cum is what's funny. You watch my videos and listen to me verbally humiliate you, calling you a loser, a faggot a cum-eating sissy and you jerk off until I order you to blow your loser load all over your stupid face. You lay with your legs over your head and that icky cock of yours pointing straight at your face and you wait with your mouth wide open for me to order you to blast you face with cum. And you do it for me don't you loser - you actually squirt your own cum into your own mouth and swallow your own loser-load while I laugh and ridicule you for being such a disgusting freak. It's funny to me to know you are willing to humiliate yourself for me in this way - eating your own cumloads! Y'now what's even funnier loser? Making you lick your cum up from the toilet seat. Haha that is even more disgusting. I'm going to make you jerk off on your knees in front of the toilet seat and when you blow your load I want you to splash it all over the toilet seat. I want you to look at the mess you've made and then lick it all up. I'm gonna make you get your ugly face into the puddle of cum on the toilet seat and slurp up every last drop while I laugh at you. I'll count you down from 10 just like I usually do only this time, when I get to zero it's not going to go straight down your throat but all over the toilet seat and you're going to eat all that cum up for me!