Buffy - cute name, right? A girl with a cute name like Buffy couldn't be at all dangerous - I couldn't possibly cause you any problems, huh? Wrong loser. I'm not just 'Buffy' I'm Buffy The Simp Slayer and that's MISS Buffy The Simp Slayer to you. I'm totally dangerous - the most dangerous person you've ever encountered because you didn't even see me coming! I'll fuck you up in a heartbeat loser - I'll ruin your life, stamp on your masculinity, crush your ego and spit on your ugly fucking face for good measure. I'll show you just how a girl with a cute name can casue a fucktard like you real trouble - and I'll do it with a pretty girly giggle and and a sweet little smile. I might have the cutest name of any CruelGirlfriend but I'm gonna prove to you I'm as mean as the rest of them - and when I'm through with you - you'll suffer the extra humiliation of being called one of Buffy's Bitches - cute too, right?

Clips Featuring Buffy