I'm the the literal embodiment of every fantasy you've ever had. The flawless dream-girl who can see every insecurity you've ever tried to hide. I am the unattainable prom queen who never even cared to know your name, the sorority brat who laughed when you asked her out, the snobby rich-bitch who steps over peasants like you on her way to champagne brunches with the popular girls you dare not even speak to. Glamorous doesn't begin to cover it, loser - I'm the kinda stunning that makes wimps like you how to speak. I intimidate you - with one perfectly manicured finger pressing my gum into your forehead, I'll send you crumbling. My pretty, Scottish voice is honey laced with venomous contempt for you - soft, controlled, but absolutely merciless - telling you exactly how small, useless, and totally inadequate you are... Are you prepared to be dismantled piece by pathetic piece by the most breathtakingly cruel blonde you'll ever have the disgrace of serving. Spoiler: you're not ready. But you'll beg anyway.

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