Just because I can - that's all the reason I need to fuck-up your marriage. Just because girls like me enjoy showing boring girls like your wife who's better. I'll make you divorce her - just to make you my bitch. Look at me, loser. Just look at how unobtainably perfect I am. You worship me, you goon, drool, jerk and cum to me - not your wife. You want me - not her and I know it. I know I could steal you away from her - I could take you from her in a heartbeat. She wouldn't stand a fucking chance - my dream-girl body, my flawless skin, my perfect ass, my amazing tits, my pretty face, my plump lips, my beautiful eyes, my long blonde hair. I'm impossible to resist - I'd just have to snap my finger and you'd drop her just for me. You'd forget all about her - to come and worship me - and I'd do that just for laughs.
But here's the thing. A girl as hot as me can get any guy I want so I'm never going to actually want to date someone like you. Someone who jerks off to humili-porn, someone who wouldn't know what to do with a girl like me, someone who I can twirl around my little finger. No, loser, girls like me want real men. Men who know how to fuck, confident, handsome men with muscles and big dicks. So when I make runts like you divorce their basic-bitch wives - it's not so I can date them - it's so I can add you to my farm of devoted rejects. It's so I can have what your wife wants. It's to take from her so she can't have 'it' anymore. When I ruin your marriage - you'll become my slave. Instead of being your wife's whole world, her soulmate, her best friend - you'll become my pathetic devoted worker-drone.
You're gonna ditch her for a new life with me. You'll work long hours in some boring job - maybe 2 or 3 jobs actually, so you can afford to spoil me. You'll worship and pamper me and take care of all the things I'm way too precious to do for myself. You'll even get to live in a little cage - maybe in my basement or garage or something so you're nearby if I need you for anything. And that will be your life - my servant. My pathetic home-wrecked servant watching as the bratty princess who fucked up his marriage lives her best life with her hot boyfriends and snarky girlfriends while you pay the price for being such a loser. You won't get to fuck me, you won't get to date me, you won't get to touch me. All you'll get is bullied and laughed at. I'll make fun on how I fucked up your marriage just for laughs and I'll make you say thank you for it too, loser!