She can sit in her precious honeymoon suite and cry her broken heart out for the next fortnight for all I care - she's never gonna compete with a girl like me, right loser? As soon as I watched you two checking in - all giddy with love, I knew I'd ruin her fucking marriage even before it had a chance to get started. I knew I'd steal you away from her in a heartbeat. I'm sure she thought her life was perfect and complete - that she'd found her soulmate, married the man of her dreams but she didn't factor in a honeymoon homewrecker did she? A girl twice as hot as she is with a porno-brat body who could destroy her life with a snap of my pretty finger. She stood no fucking chance - not against me. All her wedding preparations, the years dreaming of a life with you - all smashed to pieces by a mean-girl dream-girl just for kicks.
Did she notice me flirting with you by the pool? I know she would have - I made it super-obvious. I know she'd have hated me being anywhere near her in my cute little bikini - that showed off the body she could only dream of having. My long golden legs - my perfect ass, my flat, toned stomach and big fake tits - my long beautiful sun-kissed hair tumbling down my back - she'd have hated me seeing me getting all the attention... especially from you. I loved making a special point of asking you to oil my back... asking if you worked out... making sure she felt totally insecure. Every time you left her sight I would be talking to you - telling you how you could do so much better than her - telling you I'd love a man like you - teasing you - homewrecking you. It was so easy, sucker. You fell for everything I told you and I've claimed more honeymoon couple for my list. Idiot!
I fucked you over - secured your divorce - and you didn't even get to first base with me. How pathetic. You didn't get so much as a taste of my lip-gloss, let alone my beach-barbie pussy. Too bad huh? I guess I could let you jerk off to what you'll never get - it's the least I could do considering all the devastation I've caused huh? I could let you jerk off while I tease you about how I just totally homewrecked you - on your honeymoon. Jerk for the bitch that fucked-up your marriage loser - jerk for the Malibu Bimbo who ruined your life for fun. Jerk while your wife is crying into her pillow - jerk while I laugh at you for being such a sucker - jerk while I tell you what a fucking loser nobody you are. Jerk loser - jerk for your honeymoon homewrecker - and beg me to let you cum. BEG you fucking sucker!
