You have such a useless waste of a cock! I don't care how embarrassing it must be for you. I don't care how humiliating it must be for you to know that every girl would LAUGH at it - point at it and make fun of it with all her girlfriends. It's so small and inferior, you shouldn't even be allowed to take any pleasure from it at all. No Mr Puny-Pecker, a useless dick like that should be hidden away from the world for good, where it won't offend another girl again! Your shame needs to be CAGED, wimp-dick! Yeah, I think we'll lock that little cock up, where it'll never see the light of day ever again! Aw, don't pout - I'm doing you a favour - No more snarky, bratty girls laughing at your pathetic, useless little cock EVER again. That's right, just put on this chastity device and I'll throw away the key, because that pathetic little cock deserves to be forgotten about by everyone!
The only pleasure girls have ever had from your mini-dick is a fit of laughter! How many times have you been laughed out of a girl's bedroom, huh? How many times have you been rejected and sent away, humiliated with your ego destroyed by a mean little bitch like me? I bet you've jerked that little beta-stick of yours, thinking about all the cruel things girls have said about it. I bet you've cum to the memories of our insults and laughter filling your mind. So why do you think you deserve to get any pleasure from it if girls can't huh? A cock like that deserves to be caged up in a chastity device. And when your little dick is all locked away, where no one can ever see it again, I'll invite all my hot girlfriends over to give them something new to laugh at! Let's see if you can find any pleasure from all our laughter when it's all caged away! Let's see if you can enjoy that small penis humiliation when you can't jerk off to it - let's find out how much fun it is to have a room full of girls ridiculing you, when you can't make any mini-cummies!
So it's settled - I'm gonna cage you away in the smallest cage I can find for you. A teeny-tiny chastity cage to match your teeny-tiny cock! I'm gonna cage your shame and throw the key away so girls don't ever have to look at it again. I'm gonna stop you getting any more selfish pleasure from that half-dick. But before I snap you into that cute little pink device - I'm gonna permit you one last humili-gasm - one final shame-gasm to take with you into permanent chastity. You get one final jerk-off to a hot girl making fun of Mr Puny. Isn't that fair loser? Isn't it fair that you get one more pity-gasm while I have my fun with you - I get to humiliate that little ‘less-than' of a cock before I put it in a micro-cage? I'm gonna watch you pinch that little pecker between two fingers while I humiliate you. I'm gonna insult you and laugh at you until you make that last pity-puddle into a tissue... and then I'm gonna cage it away where it deserves to be.
