Who'd have thought huh? Girls have been saying that about you forever - they wouldn't fuck you even if you were the last man on Earth... and here you are - literally the last man on Earth! All it took was a freak biological disaster effecting the entire world's male population and you're now the only man left on Earth... I guess you survived because nature doesn't identify you as a real man, huh? Whatever - lucky you, right? You must have fantasised about this moment, even a little - all the girls in the world and you're the only 'man'. You can literally have your pick - the hottest dream-girls the world has to offer will all want a piece of you now... except... aren't you wearing a chastity device, loser? Oh no - that's kinda unfortunate don't you think? You can't fuck any of us - even now you're the last man on Earth...
Who even did that to you? An ex-girlfriend? One of the CruelGirlfriends? An Online Keyholder? Whatever - I don't care - you're totally fucking useless to anyone, locked in that cage. You might be the last man on Earth but all you're gonna get out of it is the worlds biggest chastity-tease! Look at me loser - look at my incredible Instagram body. My huge tits, my perfect ass. Look at how hot I am loser. Look at me - look at my lips, my hair, my flawless soft, smooth skin. Can imagine fucking a girl like me. I'd totally fuck you right now - I really would. You're the last man on Earth after all. I'd wrap my long legs around you and let you fuck me... too bad for you that's never gonna happen. You're trapped in that cage and the more I torment you about it the worse it's gonna get isn't it?
The life you're gonna miss out on, stuck in that device. I could have introduced you to some seriously hot girlfriends, loser. I have so many girls that would have made all your fantasies come true with me. We'd have sucked your cock - 2, 3, 4 girls at a time! We'd have wriggled our perfect bodies into yours, pushed our tits into you, let you fuck us all anyway you wanted... but nope - you can't do that loser. You're never gonna fuck any of us. All you're gonna get is teased forever! Maybe I'll still bring over some girlfriends and we'll do all those things to you - just to teach you a fucking lesson huh? We'll rub our bodies into your chastity cage and make you beg us to stop. We'll punish you for being locked up - and best of all - there's going to be a never-ending supply of hot, sexually frustrated girls waiting to join in on all the fun!