Y'know there's no reason hot girls like me would ever give someone like you any attention, don't you? I don't wanna spend any time on you at all - I'm pretty - you're ugly. I'm young - you're old and crusty. It's not even like you'd be any good in bed either - you don't give off that kinda 'stud energy'. No you have 'simp energy'... submissive energy... paypiggy energy. Yeah - all you're really good for is contributing to my lifestyle - furthering my life - ensuring I get everything I want without having to waste a second of my precious time in some boring fucking job. That's how a loser like you can secure some attention from a girl like me. That's how you get noticed and accepted into my life - with your money. For a wimp like you to earn some approval from pretty girls like me - you need to pay up... otherwise you'll stay invisible and ignored. You have to come to terms with the fact that because you're not fuckable, or in any way attractive to girls like me - you have to be a paypig.
I'm seriously expensive to maintain too, paypig. I expect huge expressions of devotion - huge wads of your hard-earned cash... not pathetic contributions towards my morning coffees. You see, I own my own beautiful apartment, I have the sports-car of your dreams and a wardrobe stacked with designer bags, shoes and clothes. I'm already living my best life, loser... so to impress a girl like me - you have to spoil me fucking rotten. I want you to spend WAY more than you can actually afford to on me - it's not enough for me to be rich - I want to be rich because of your ruin! I want fuck-you money - money to throw at strippers, obscene dinners - more bags - more shoes - vay-cays at the best resorts - maybe the occasional cosmetic enhancement - all while you struggle to cover your mounting debts... I'm worth the sacrifice though, aren't I piggy? I'm worth suffering for. Just look at me - I'm fucking perfect - I'm the girl you don't deserve... unless you're going broke for me.
I mean, what do you even need money for anyway? What does good credit mean to a reject like you? Why shouldn't you work 2 jobs? I know what's best for you, paypiggy - you need to be working extra-fucking-hard to keep me happy. You should be in debt - your accounts and cards maxed out with all the cute gifts you've lavished upon me. You should be well on your way to total financial ruin... because that's what's best for the both of us. I want every tribute to hurt you, piggy - uh-huh - that's what I want. I want you to spend thousands on me - tributing reckless amounts of money at a time and I'll just take it from you without a single care for what consequences you have to suffer. I literally only care about myself and my happiness. I don't care about you in the slightest - you're getting what you want - a pretty girl's attention... and I'm getting what I want - your accounts plundered and your wallet rinsed.
