Oh yeah, right... now I remember - you were that guy my girlfriend used to date. The LOSER my girlfriend used to date. Ew - she was going through a fucking pity-dating phase or something! She told me and all our other girlfriends all about you - how she didn't even fuck you once in all the time you were together - that she cheated on you - that she treated you like dirt and bossed you around like a little bitch. I guess she scared you off girls for good huh? I guess you're still a virgin - just like you were when she owned you... because she told us than when she dumped you... she left you locked up in a chastity cage - that's fucking hilarious!.. Is it true? Are you still trapped in that little thing?... She still wears the keys y'know? haha! She tells everyone that story - how she locked up some loser and dumped him - that was YOU! So how have you been virgin-boi? Frustrated?... Desperate?... Totally fucking miserable hahaha!<br><br>Well - if you ever wanna get out of that fucking thing - you're gonna need my help, virgin-boi. Yes you are - you're gonna need me to convince her that you've suffered enough and she should let you have your keys back. Y'know she's planning on keeping you in there forever, right? Uh-huh - she's got no intention of ever letting you out... In her words "The virgin can rot in that cage for all I care"... You're fucked without my help, cage-creamer... and I'd be happy to. But... my help isn't gonna come for free. You need to do stuff for me first... if you want me to get you out of that cage - you're gonna hve to be my simp for a while, okay... just like you were to your ex-girlfriend. You can do all the subby things she made you do - for me. Like chores and errands and spending sprees and driving her around and things like that... and when I think you've done enough - I'll speak to her about giving your keys back... it's the only hope you've go ever losing your virginity, simpy!<br><br>I knew you'd see it my way - I knew you'd agree to being my simp - indefinitely... You're gonna have to really impress me if you want that cage unlocked... no guarantees of course. Oh and just because you're gonna be hanging around in that squishy little cage - don't expect me to change the way I dress around you. Fuck no - just because my cute teasy little outfits are gonna make getting bossed around and bullied by me EXTRA difficult for you - I don't care! I like looking super-hot and ultra-pretty and you're just gonna have to deal with it. You'll have to control yourself when your hand-washing my panties and tiding up my bedroom while I flirt with my boyfriend on the phone. You'll learn to suffer the ache of seeing me getting ready for a date while you clean up after me like a good little simp. I don't care how much your cage hurts - get used to it... you have a LOT of simping to do if you want me to help you get unlocked.