Life just didn't deal you the kinda hand that makes it possible to date a hot girl like me. It's mostly not your fault - it's just genetics or DNA or something but you're not the kind of guy girls like me want to be with. In fact, pretty girls like me totally take advantage of wimps like you because we know losers like you want what you can't have. You'd give anything to be noticed by a girl like me... to be seen with me... to date me... to fuck me... which makes you so easy to rinse. Sorry but that's just the truth - you have inferior piggy DNA and that means you were born to pay. Wimps like you are easy to rinse because you want what you can't have and you definitely can't have me! Never Ever piggy!
Of course, I'll let you think there's a chance - a scrap of hope you could get with me - I'll flirt with you, I'll tease you, smile, giggle, twizzle with my hair - just enough to let you think that I like you... which I definitely don't. Then I'll just tell you to give me some money. You'll hesitate for a second as the truth hits you - that I'm only interested in your money - but you'll still give it to me. You'll give me your money because I'm pretty and I'm better than you. You'll hand it over because you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of me - you still think that impressing me will win me over don't-cha piggy? You'll give me your money, you'll buy me gifts and you'll pay my bills - whatever I ask for. That's just the price wimps with piggie DNA like you have to pay for a pretty girl's attention.
Also - to make sure you won't stand a chance, my girlfriends will help me rinse you too, loser. You don't want to look cheap in front of me and all my hot girlfriends do you? So you'll buy our drinks at the bars and clubs and take us shopping and pay for everything we tell you to - just so we don't reject and ignore you. You'll know we're all laughing about what a piggy simp you are behind your back... in fact to your face most of the time... but you'll be too trapped by our prettiness to try to stand up to us. You're getting our attention after all - you should be fucking grateful. Don't be sad loser. It's not all your fault after all - girls like me just got dealt pretty DNA and you got dealt piggy DNA - and that means you were always meant to pay.
