Did it hurt your feelings when you told me you loved me and I just kinda giggled? You looked so embarrassed - like there was even a tear in your eye. It's just that y'know - I kinda expect more from a piggie like you. Maybe jewellery? Maybe something Prada or Gucci? Maybe cash would have been better? You need to spoil me with something expensive if you're gonna go telling a girl like me that you love me... The thing is, words are cute and all that, but actions speak louder, piggie. If you really do LOVE me - then I expect you to prove it... I'm a spoiled fucking Princess and your words have no value unless you prove you can afford me. You want me to love you back don't you piggie? You want me to look at you the way you look at me, right? So show me how much you're willing to do for me. I don't need you to say it over and over - I have plenty of simps like you telling me how perfect I am blah-blah-blah - what I want is money. That's how a dork like you proves to a designer Princess like me that you're serious. That's how you prove you can even afford to tell me you love me.
I expect to be totally fucking spoiled by piggies like you who think they're in love with me. You're gonna spoil me fucking rotten - you hear me? You're gonna have to make sure I look super-hot all the time - glam from head to toe. Being this damn perfect costs a lot to maintain, piggie. My hair and lashes. My pretty nails and pedicures. My make-up, my tan - I expect to be totally pampered at the best salons and I expect you to pay for it all. And obviously any girl that looks as good as me deserves to be dressed in super-expensive designer clothes all the time too. You'll take me shopping and watch as I max out your cards in the hottest fashion boutiques without a care in the world. You won't say a word as I rinse your accounts on pretty shoes to match the cute new bags I'll make you buy for me. You want your Princess to look her best don't-cha piggie? You said you loved me didn't you? So show me you really do by funding my happiness okay?
You'll be paying my bills direct from your account every month and sending me an allowance too piggie - and I'll have other expenses too, of course, like nights out and vay-cays with the girls and I y'know - dates to pay for too... and I don't need you getting all jealous about that either, okay? There's literally nothing worse to a hot girl like me than a jealous piggie. No you don't deserve to be jealous, loser. I have lots of men I enjoy spending time with. My personal trainer, my ex boyfriends, guys I just kinda meet - k'know. If you really love me you won't be jealous. I'm gonna be looking super fucking hot in all my new designer clothes and beauty treatments - so expect me to be spending a LOT of time with my other boyfriends, okay? Don't worry - even if I'm super busy with all my other guy-friends, I'll always find a little time in my diary to go shopping with little 'I-love-you' piggie.
