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So I'm sure you'd much rather enjoy a wank for free, but jerking off and cumming to hot girls like me is simply insulting and 'Ew' and fully reserved for the kinda guys we actually want to make hard. Most definitely not guys like you - wimps who buy clips from CruelGirlfriend, losers who need a dose of humiliation with their beta-gasm, rejects like you who, deep down, know that girls like me are totally off-limits to them without payment of a whole bunch of failure taxes. So you're gonna sign-up to the wank bank system and pay for every moment of hand-humping pleasure you are granted permission to withdraw. You're going to pay hot girls to manage your wank bank account and then beg them to make a withdrawal - every time you want to jerk off you're gonna have to ask if you've saved up enough money to cover the cost. How fucking pathetic.
After a lot of hard work and paying me and my girlfriends and begging us and begging us... you'll finally have enough savings in your wank bank account to pay for a humili-wank. I'll then give you permission to stroke your failure-dick while I totally beat you down with insults and laughter until you slime for your Princess. I'll bully you and make fun of you and embarrass you until you're begging to cream your hand-pussy. I'll remind you of how hard you had to work to save up for this - how much money you've had to pay when real-men get to do this for free - get to actually fuck girls instead of jerking off while getting humiliated by us. I'll laugh at you as your face burns red with shame and you beg for permission to cum. I'll tell you what me and my girlfriends think of hand-humping losers like you - that you're pathetic - a loser - a failure - a simp a pussy-denied fucking reject... and then I'll watch and laugh as you pump your pity-puddle into a fucking tissue.
