A date with me? Seriously?... I'm not even sure why you would ask... like... I mean, I thought we understood what this was? I use you and you get to spend some time with me - why would you wanna go and ruin our deal, huh? I'm one of the popular girls - the unattainable, pretty, date-whoever-I-wanna girls... you're lucky to even be here right now - applying cute pink nail-polish to my cute pink toes. You're lucky to be used by a girl like me - you're lucky I let you buy me gifts, tidy my bedroom, listen to me talk about my boyfriends, do my homework and my chores and run errands for me. You're lucky because all the things I use you for brings you some attention. It allows you into my world - a place that simps like you could only dream of being. So just because I was generous and nice and chose you to use... you thought it meant I liked you? You thought I might wanna date you?... Oh, that's so funny... I can't wait to tell the girls about this!..<br><br>Girls - guess what?... That loser who's been simping so hard for me only just went and asked me out on a date!... Uh-huh - the little reject I boss around - the spineless little pussy I make hand-wash my lingerie... the pathetic little bitch I make pick my boyfriends' condoms out of the trash... the wimp who takes me shopping and carries my bags and drains his account on me every weekend... that idiot only just asked me to go out on a date with him. Seriously! He's right here - painting my toenails... which he fucking paid me to do obviously. I know, right?... He's bright red with embarrassment already. Uh-huh... uh-huh... okay I'll tell him... So, here's what the girls want you to do loser - they want you to beg to date me. They wanna hear you pleading and grovelling to go out with you - extra-fucking-beggy! They wanna hear all the reasons you want to date me... you have to convince them, okay? Tell them why a pathetic, virgin wimp like you deserves to date their friend - the princess of your dreams - yours - fucking - truly. Go!<br><br>Beg you fucking loser - beg me while I ignore you and talk to my girlfriends - I want them to hear your pathetic grovelling in the background... Can you hear him girls?... Begging to date me hahaha... while he touches up my toenails with cute pink nail polish haha!... And y'know what he's gotta do next?... He's going to scrub the toilet and make it fucking spotless... and then he's gonna clean my shoes and do the laundry... just to prove how much he wants to date me haha. You wanna impress me don't-cha beggy? Huh? Keep grovelling you little wimp - the girls are finding it SO funny - they're totally laughing at you right now loser. Begging to date me while we're all being mean to you - begging to date a girl who's way too hot for you - begging to date the girl who's making you serve her pretty toes and do her boring chores. Uh-huh - that's how pathetic you are - that's how stupid you look - begging and begging the girl who uses you for a date. I dunno - what do you think girls?... should I pity-date this loser?...